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And you'll stock up on three or more if you're street smart
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Beats for you sister, beats for your cousin
Beats for a dolla, beats man beats for nothin
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And no purple sh**s if you eat these beatsin case you were wondering
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Currently on special buy a beat and get a thousand hits
With a message like that I can hardly resist
Quiet the inner cynic ignore carpal tunnel pain in my wrist and click
And order quick, I want those free hits
I wanna sip sizzurup, I wanna hot mix
I'll write one rap about guns
One rap about d**
One rap about guns and d** in the clubs
One rap about parties
Obliged to rhyme with Bicardi
One rap name dropping 'pac even though he didn't know me
I'd like to think he'd probably have been my myspace pal
And I'd of spammed his MySpace comments if he allowed HTML
Cuz I'd steal pac's fans with a sh**ty Photobucket banner that s**s
They'd all download my new jam s*uts Shakin bu*ts