Oh, space dinosaur, space dinosaur You came from space and you were a dinosaur You landed in my backyard and were from space You brought me space rocks And you we had space talks You were a space dinosaur And it was so cool to know you But then my phone rang I had to get So I never found out where you went Because you disappeared, space dinosaur, space dinosaur You were space… hello? Yo yo yo this is the space dino, calling you from my space phone Where you at dog?, seems like you're never phone I've been calling you long distance like every single day I got old space toys to sell you on space eBay I got dinosaur condoms you can use as summer homes In the Hamptons and if the Kennedy's get mad I'll make them eat their bones Cuz I got space recipes for rich people soup I bought from Steven Tyler, "Eat the Rich" means gold poop That's how I bought my first transporter I paid in gold sh** Got the second one free and the third I didn't really wanna see it But the reason why I'm calling is to save you from yourself Humans have polluted the earth, there's nothing you can do to help Space dinos will return from the asteriod exile And if you want to save yourself send me a torrent of the X-Files
And write a song ever about dinos from the moon And make sure to sing the hook And if you can't sing use autotune Cuz I forgot to mention we're all robots Robot space dinos And we're all in frats, so that's brobots And we all have giant space co*ks They pilot our ships Because we're too busy f**ing and smoking weed and doing d** and snorting pills Call me back 652-459-69-69-69-69 Space dinosaur Space dinosaur I'm going to worship you space dinosaur Space dinoscientology will be my new wave from mankind He was in a spacesuit when he came to earth And now he's calling me with words That warn me of a future That I cannot escape Space dinos, gotta download him some X-Files episodes Illegally And send them to his ship Got to write a song And I better do it soon About dinosaurs on the moon .. dinosaurs on the moon Dinosaurs on the moon Brobot dinosaurs on the moon With giant space co*ks Space McDonalds and you can fly through 24 hours 3000 days a spaceyear 24 hours, 3000 space year a lightyear Space dinosaurs At space McDonalds Oxycontin and vicodin In space, man, on the moon, on Pluto, on M-Cla** planetary ware