Well you promised to take me to town
In that old carriage hearse you found
Well i'm lonesome, with nowhere to be
Just this old sleeping dog and me
And the tinsel hangs in the window
Candy canes strung on a tree
Well its Christmas, the snows falling down
On this sh** eating country town
Well its getting hard to pretend
That the new great depression will end
Or I'll conjure enough Christmas cheer
To buy us another year
Hear the brainwashed candidates howling
See their world radiant with fear
Well its Christmas, 2015
In this sh** eating corporate dream
Let us toast to Grandpa Felice
And all of the others deceased
To the blizzard flickering the light
And turning their graves to white
See the ghostly reindeer dashing
With their bells in the perilous night
Well its Christmas and the power is down
On this beautiful country town