Standing at the mirror in her laddered pantyhose
A forlorn simper and a bleeding nose
Beside a man is standing in a suit and tie
He's rubbing his knuckles with a piano smile
He says “pills and dil*os constipation and lies
Anything goes here it's a wild wild ride
If you want out of the stable you can f**ing go
But I'll warn you honey
Let me tell you that I know
When it rains, it snows
When you're alone in the country of love
We got raised wallpaper that is fit to fondle
Heart shaped doorknobs and a thin walled harangue
Hark Hark all of the Renaissance Men
A perfume thick and sticky in the firmament
Donjons, dongers and doppelgängers
I make Don Juan look like a raving f*ggot
It ain't easy being here but you're working for me
Get your sh** together, you'll be living for free
People pay big bucks to lift the skirts of liberty
We take a small percentage
'Cause I know that you love me
In the country of love
When you're alone in the country of love."