Thirty licks with the belt
same old tricks on myself
and i wonder
does everyone else live this way?
a succession of tests
a triumphant success
each time i'm still intact
at the end of the day...
Thirty drops in the gla**
keep my temper and pa**
with my breath held
you ba*tards you lucked out again.
Its not really so bad
there's still mom there's still
damage to do before they
wrest the ax from my hands.
Its no mystery
you should obviously go
before i break everything.
You're always telling me
that you're dying to know.
but you're not really listening...
How do I manage to station myself in harm's way
and only get hit with a ticket
for loitering that i have no way to pay
and no strength to argue
the voices are infesting up through
the floorboards and they're
murmuring murder me.
If i could shut them out just for a second
i swear
i could stop this catastrophe.
Thirty day guarantee
but they can't have meant me
after all, i was born to
a child proof world.
No sharp corners or gla**
small objects or plastic pegs
Please these are d**h to a delicate girl.
Its no mystery
you should obviously know
that I'll destroy everything.
So don't go telling me
that you're dying to know
cause you get what you're asking for.
And i still manage to station myself
in harm's way
and only get hit with a ticket for loitering
stating i came the wrong day.
Now all the demons are screaming
this just isn't fair
I've got a fool proof plan.
if i could shut them up just for a second
i swear
it'd look like an accident.
I could be decent yet!
Be magnificent!
I could be president!