I'm stumbling into the house again
Molly looks on while I piss in the sink
Shake you awake to tell you that I'm home
"this kid has got to get out on his own."
We're on our hands and knees
Trying to convince ourselves
That getting wasted wasn't fun as hell
I'm tripping out on every word you say
You turned human to me today
Now that the kids are gone, we go through less alcohol
And my prescription for lorazepam lasts two weeks longer
And at 4am, I don't get shaken awake
By a reminder of how cool I was when I was his age