The King came in, took a load off, and put his feet up
Opened the bags beneath his eyes
And the ocean poured out
I swear it did
I took his heavy face into my hands
Ran my fingernails through his beard
And then I bit his trembling lip
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Jesus
Happy Birthday Superman
Hold me through the failing weather
Deviant and bound together
Gimme hope and sugar, gimme bu*tons in a jar
I'll bury my gluttonous nose into your hair
Draw in the sweat and trouble there
Your knotty locks and all that crazy history
Did you know that though today might look so bad
Worse than the foulest day you've had
I got a secret, bunny
And I know that everything is gonna be grand
Congratulations cowboy
Congratulations Mr. President
Hold me through the failing weather
Deviant and bound together
Gimme hope and sugar, gimme bu*tons in a jar
I of course will love you bunny
Squeeze you 'til you turn to honey
Gimme all your money, all your wishes, all your stars
I am a greedy son of a gun
You are all mine 'til I'm done
You're so damn s**y when you're sad
Makin' love in a bath tub
I'll lay you down now the world can take a walk
Leave us to our pillow talk
Cooing all our eggs to slumber
Goodnight sweet little bunny
Goodnight Holden Caulfield
Goodnight Captain Underpants
Hold me through the failing weather
Deviant and bound together
Gimme hope and sugar, gimme bu*tons in a jar
I of course will love you bunny
Squeeze you 'til you turn to honey
Gimme all your money, all your wishes, all your stars