Right over a couple mountains
And through some gnarly canyons
Just North of LA County
Smack dab in Central Cali
Bakersfield so unstable
Drinking me under the table
Sports bars and Cameros
R-A-W-K let's rock show!
Where is Johnny Retsched, where is Johnny Retsched
Shots along the bar so lets go
Where is Johnny Retsched, where is Johnny Retsched
He's the punk we know from Bako
We're not metal or country
Don't smoke like Cottonmouth Kings
Got a girl that sings real poppy
For some reason you still love me
Bakersfield always happy
Probably blame it on the whiskey
Got offered pills but said no
R-A-W-K let's rock show!
Where is Johnny Retsched, where is Johnny Retsched
Shots along the bar so lets go
Where is Johnny Retsched, where is Johnny Retsched
He's the punk we know from Bako
B-Ryders with BFS
We stepped off the bus
120 degrees in here
Drenched in sweat and maybe beer
Blacked out so thanks a lot
For my 8th Jager shot
Pa**ed out in the parking lot
Bakersfield you're who we thought you were...
Where is Johnny Retsched, where is Johnny Retsched
Shots along the bar so lets go
Where is Johnny Retsched, where is Johnny Retsched
He's the punk we know from Bako