Well, it's a long way to Anchorage
But that's where I'll go with you
And we'll travel so far, dear
To escape that morning zoo
Cause I hate MMR and I hate YSP
I do not like the Grateful Dead
So just don't talk to me
I said I hate MMR and I hate YSP
And you know that cla**ic rock
Does not interest me
People are getting angry
Maybe just they should
Cause some of us can still remember
Back when XPN was good
And I hate what they've done to XPN
Bunch of folk Nazis ruined my favorite station
Said I hate what they've done to XPN
If you hear it now, it's just a pale imitation
Well, it's brunch with The Beatles
And a tribute to Billy Joel
Four hours of Doobie Brothers
And they call that radio
It's a long way to Anchorage
But that's where I'll go with you
And we'll travel so far, dear
To escape that morning zoo
Cause I hate MMR, I can't stand YSP
I do not like the Grateful Dead
You'd better stay away from me
I said I loathe MMR, and I despise YSP
Well, friends there ain't no radio
Here in our city
OK, we've got a call on the request line and who am I speaking to?
My name's Will Junior.
And what do you do Will Junior?
Well, I unclog the toilets at the head shop.
And what can I play for ya?
Well, how about a block of The Boss, dude?
Sorry, just played a block of The Boss for the guys at the sandal store.
Aw, man, well, how about a block of Fleetwood Mac?
Oh, just played a block of Fleetwood Mac for the guys at the granola factory.
Oh man...
But I'll tell ya what, How 'bout if I send you a $20,000 gift certificate from Bob and Jerry's World of Wicker?
Hey, that's wicker! Dude, thanks a lot!