I might like Bon Jovi, I might like Little Joe
I might have missed the zeitgeist, But it's still rock and roll to me
My record collection is probably all wrong
I'd rather that than be someone who sounds like a Phil Collins song
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Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
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Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio, Pseudio
I don't give a sh** about Crikey, I don't pontificate about the issue of the day
I didn't have a fit at Kate Miller-Heidke and what she did and say when she went on Q&A
You judged me by the books I read and my political leaning
I file in from the CBD, I get this funny feeling you might be a...
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Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
P-S-E-U-D-I-O
It's not a word I know,
But if it was you'd be a
Pseudio, Pseudio
You don't tell me I just know, You don't eat at Taco Bill's
When you're seen at Mario's it's not some guy's place in Endeavor Hills
Your accouterments are your Armour plate your confidence begun
You set into intimidate and mow down everyone
Was there some kid in primary school who thought your lunch box was a laugh
Cos now you wear exclusion like a f**ing Richmond footy scarf
Everything about you seems placed there for effect
You're cool even when you're uncool, It leads one to suspect you might be a...
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Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
P-S-E-U-D-I-O
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
P-S-E-U-D-I-O
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
P-S-E-U-D-I-O
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
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You got me all worked out