Prawn co*ktail black forest gateau, eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco
This is opulent luxury, I'm as happy as a pig in sh** could be!
You keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes
You know where you can stick your brown eggs!
Bridge: I just want what every man wants
A nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint!
Chorus: (x2)
(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf
Shake it til the slugs fall off!
I like simple things, meaty pies!
I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried
Never could pronounce houderves
Cannot speak the language of love!
I just want what every man wants
A nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint!
Chorus x 2
Repeat Chorus (x4)