This ain't no double entendre
This ain't no euphemism
This is real life
I'm describing a natural disaster
Mudflow
Land ma**
Shifting beneath our feet
Houses
Floating on down the street
Debris, wreck and ruin bubbling along like bu*ter would not melt
Deluge neverending and the rain drops never cease to pelt
Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide
Mudslide
Neighbours
Thus far I have managed to avoid
Flounder
As they're drawn deep down into the watery void
Gestriculating wildly, but it's awkward so I wave ta-ta
The distant cries of anguish play havoc with my cha-cha
Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide
Mudslide
Somewhere under the mudflow way down low
There lies my dear beloved gazebo
Mudslide
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide
You know what this is?
It's a fookin' mudslide