Christmas time is here
Love is in the air
Presents 'neath the tree
Show how much you care
As the snow is falling
And the fire draws us near
Here's the only gift
That's on my Christmas list this year
Love me this much all year long
Each and every day a song
How you'll love me so
No matter what the day
New Year's eve to Halloween
Each and every day between
Make me feel like I'm the finest cabernet
It doesn't matter how you let me know
Only that I know your love won't pa**
Love me on the normal days
In the tiniest of ways
And your gift will be
That I won't leave your a**
I will buy you flowers
Let your fantasies begin
Set the mood with candles
Won't just try to stick it in (stick it in)
Love me this much all the year
Whisper gently in my ear
That you love me
That you love me
And my gift is still I'll love you so
(I'll love you so)
You will always be my ho
(You'll be my ho)
I will love you long time dear
(ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ... bum)