Ho ho ho
Get offa the street it's chilly outside
And it's starting to snow snow snow
Baby listen to me
It was late in December
And she was walkin her beat
She could not remember
When she'd been offa her feet
Snowflakes were fallin
As she spotted her date for Christmas eve
She had to move quickly
Cuz snow was melting all up in her brand new weave
Up in the night sky
She heard the jingle bells ring
He swooped down with his reindeer
Saw her doin her thangity-thangity-thing
He parked on the rooftop
Of the steamy old hatchback Chevrolet
He knew he could help her
He popped an altoid and hopped out of his sleigh
And he said
Ho ho ho
Get offa the street it's chilly outside
And it's starting to snow snow snow
Listen to me
It's 20 below low low
You don't need another nasty old Johnny
Payin for the poonani baby
No no no why can't you see
She said "Damn you got some fresh breath dude
And I like your friggin ride
But you gonna have to wait your turn
I gotta customer inside"
He said "You ain't got to do this baby
Come away with me tonight
I'll give you a job at my place
Ho-in on the holiday ain't right"
And he said
Ho ho ho
Get offa the street it's chilly outside
And it's starting to snow snow snow
Baby listen to me
It's 20 below low low
You don't need another nasty old Johnny
Payin for the poonani baby
No no no why can't you see
Maybe it was his tone of voice
That persuaded her to leave
Maybe she knew she had better things
She could be doin on Christmas eve
Maybe it was the girl inside
Rememberin dreams she'd planned (ballerina, ballerina, awww)
Mabye it was the 100 dollars
That he slipped into her hand
She got into his sleight that night
And he showed her the north pole
She got a job taking care of the elves
Head of population control
Since she knows knows nice from naughty
She helps Santa make his list
She loves it there
Santa loves her too
But Mrs. Claus is frikin pissed
Ho ho ho
Get offa the street it's chilly outside
And it's starting to snow snow snow
Baby listen to me
It's 20 below low low
You don't need another nasty old Johnny
Payin for the poonani baby
No no no why can't you see