Everybody grew up and turned into a**holes
You don't have to show up giving me ha**les
You just keep on walking, never looking over at me
Everybody woke up to some new disaster
Wearing all the makeup and playing the ba*tard
Call me up to go out
But you just make it so hard to breathe
Is this what you call free?
Is this why you keep bothering me?
Pa** another cream ale and give me a haircut
If you want me to smile then fire me you f**
I don't feel like waiting
Waiting here to catch a disease
(No don't catch it, no don't catch it)
Come a little closer and sing me a love song
I will be the bad guy and you will be damn wrong
I just wanna stay up and watch you fall asleep under me
Is this what you call free?
Is this why you keep bothering me?
(Hey, hey, hey)
Everybody grew up and gave you the finger
Every high school sweetheart married a swinger
Come on keep on knocking
But you know she's the lock and the key
Is this what you call free?
Is this why you keep bothering me?