Each afternoon there's nothing as suitable
As tea and bickies with 'The Bold and the Beautiful'
While outside is sending me crazy
I'll be your Thorne if you be my Macy
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Amber is a scammer from the wrong side of the tracks
She's been sneakin' 'round with Deacon; he wants her and his baby back
But she's married now to Rick who is an unsuspecting victim
Rick's mum Brooke tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen
Hey, Brooke and Deacon are now lovers, but in direct retaliation
To Rick and Amber's marriage, Deacon married Rick's relation
And in this sick and twisted world where blood appears as thin as water
Deacon's wife is Rick's sister Bridget, and therefore Brooke's daughter
Each afternoon and there's nothing as suitable
As tea and bickies with 'The Bold and the Beautiful'
We'll get up late and have a 3pm brekky
I'll be your C.J. if you be my Becky
Go, go, go, go
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Eric, Ridge and Thorne have all been married to Brooke
But of the Forrester men it's on Ridge that she's hooked
Ridge's marriage to Brooke met its inevitable failure
He's been happily married twice now to a woman named Taylor
But Brooke wasn't happy with a simple separation
She says I'll get that guy - I've got drive and determination
It's come to Stephanie's attention and her intervention
Will see to the prevention of Brooke's bad intentions
This plot is lacking some counter-attacking
When they write Macy back in she'll send that b**h packing
Go Ricky, go Ricky, go Ricky, go Ricky
Go Ricky, go Ricky, go Ricky, go Ricky
Go Mary, go Mary, go Mary, go Mary
Go Mary, go Mary, go Mary, go Mary
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I got a(?) I've got a love strong and mutual
Every afternoon with 'The Bold and the Beautiful'
So many plots and so many issues
Some days we have to use a whole box of tissues
I've never known a love deeper or greater
Than taping each episode to watch again later
I don't think it's bad or unusual
This sacred love of 'The Bold and the Beautiful'
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Daytime T.V!