What's hip?
What's now?
We have to infiltrate
your head somehow.
If we're contrived.
If we are clever.
We will create
the biggest selling pop song ever.
This is our number one
pop song chorus.
We're sure that it will make
a million dollars for us.
Packaged well,
This song will sell.
Include some lyrics like
I love you, love you, baby, baby.
Keep it short.
Follow the recipe.
Make this little ditty
all that it could ever be.
This is our number one
pop song chorus.
We're sure that it will make
a million dollars for us.
When we are rich and famous
you will not ignore us.
Thanks to our number one
pop song chorus.
Viewed by a jealous moon
I proclaim my love for you,
Then you say "darling wait,
isn't this just a middle 8".