I'm a pig, I stare blankly out the outstretched hand
I have all I want, so I don't understand
I'm fat
And I'm getting fatter
I've got a selfish disorder and a rudeness disease
Chew with my mouth wide open so the whole world can see
I live for excess
I do what I please
I'm stupid
I'm stubborn
I'm lazy
And vain
I get down
And dirty
And I'll never learn nothing, no way
I'm a pig
Watch me wallow in the gravy, see me bask in the sun
I'm the life of the party, I was born to have fun
I'm fat
And I'm getting fatter
I'm stupid
I'm stubborn
I'm lazy
And vain
I'm greedy
I'm grabby
And I'll never learn nothing, no way
I'm a pig
I'm a pig
Big fat pig
I'm the king of the hill
I'm the cream of the crop
The commander-in-chief
I'm a big fat slob
I got a stain on my shirt
And ice in my veins
I got lots of opinions
And I'm never to blame
I'm a pig
I'm a pig
I'm a pig
Big fat pig
I'm a pig
Big fat pig
I'm a pig
Big fat pig