Me and my sister got this funny little habit of getting busy like bunny rabbits
sh** I love her so much
You can look at her billy but don't touch
Unless you like the sound of your nose going crunch
If you f** with my sister
Ima f** witchoo
She's so pretty
She's got the cutest little titties and the tightest little bu*t you ever felt
I never felt as good as that
First time she told me that I was real good at rap
She was like, 'you could make a career outa that!'
I remember at the time I was chilling with a beer on the back
Of my grandaddy's jalopy, stroking my little puppy
Then my friend chuck was like "s**y f**y five dollar"
So I grabbed the little b**h by the collar
And said, what's your f**in problem mister?
Don't you ever lemme catch you disrespecting my sister like that ever again??
And all he said was,?oh f**!? as I threw him off the back of the truck.
But then I was like 'yeah, but I can't read or spell that well'
Michelle was like, don't matter jus practice sayin:
She sells sea shells by the sea shore, till you know it off by heart
Then say: one smart fella, he felt smart,
Two smart fellas, they felt smart but say it real fast
Over and over and over again
Then this kid mince tried it and said it all f**ed up on purpose
And just stood there, staring at me looking real nervous
'what you go have to say that for mince'
You know how michelle feels 'bout flatulence!
But before I could rip into this stupid little dyslexic kid
He fell down and started having an epileptic fit
So, what's up with the beat?
She's got the type of loving I need
Like, she'll make me something to eat
Then I'll pay her back by rubbing her feet
Now?n again she'll start f**ing with me
Sayin sh** like, 'darrel , you don't mean nothing to me?'
An I'll be like, 'what?' then she'll say: I'm just playing baby you're beautiful
You shouldn't be so manipulatable
Try keeping your reactions minimal
Instead of freaking out like the real you is invisible
You know what I'm meaning, f** what they think
Keep em flexing in the direction of a calm reflection that's on some next sh**