did you ever gone to meeting Uncle Joe?
don't mind the weather
so the wind don't blow
did you ever see the devil, Uncle Joe?
if you don't change your ways
you're gonna meet him when you go
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this is the first anniversary of the day I discovered
that you love pepperoni exclusive
you started eating it alone in the closets of your home
you became a pepperoni reclusive
you gave up kissing, didn't know that you was missing
you ate and ate and ate until you're huge
now I think I'm getting sick of pepperoni
or else I'm getting sick of you
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love will you marry me
and take me out of danger?
«oh no, I won't marry you
for why you are a stranger»
why didn't you tell me so
before you did the harm?
«what harm did I do
to rolled you in the arms?»
love will you marry me
and take me out of danger?
«oh no, I won't marry you
for why you are a stranger»
why didn't you tell me so
before you did the harm?
«how could I tell you so?
for if I did I never would have gained you»
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I was standing by my window
on one cold and cloudy day
when I saw that hearse come rolling
for to carry my mother away
will the circle be unbroken
by and by Lord, by and by
there's a better home a-waiting
in the sky, Lord, in the sky