Take a seat watch the people right out there
Tellin' stories 'bout their fabulous lives
There's no need to fool with your partner
To find out what live's all about I'm glad we talk about...
Sex with animals
Daddy is beeing h*mos**ual
Eyeball piercing
Pulling tractors with an earring
b**bsize surgery
Dicksize operation
Tell me 'bout your lifting
Oral fisting
If you don't know how
And no one is around
Help yourself you will find out
On your tv show
Take a seat whatch the people right out there
Tellin' stories 'bout their fabulous lives
There's no need to fool with your partner
To find out what live's all about
I'm glad we talk about...
Masochism
All about sadism
Cannibalistic sacrifice
Penetrating appelpies
If you don't know how
And no one is around
Help yourself you will find out
On your tv show
Take a seat whatch the people right out there
Tellin' stories 'bout their fabulous lives
There's no need to fool with your partner
To find out what live's all about
I'm glad we talk about...