The 12-headed monster enters the scene Who is the guy who needs some help to walk in? Loud injuries give us space to breathe The waiter asks us politely to leave Cheerio, cheerio We're trying not to cause any major trouble in the night club Cheerio, cheerio We're trying not to cause any major trouble in the night club One reason to come is the beer we'll have The other reason is the waitress called beth Legs that seem to touch the sky Two fundamental talents you can't deny Cheerio, cheerio We're trying not to cause any major trouble in the night club Cheerio, cheerio We're trying not to cause any major trouble in the night club (night club) Your favourite dish with an extra strawberry Champagne on ice plus your wildest fantasies A cosy hot hut with an sauna inside And a disneyland attraction that's known nationwide She's a monstermagnet She's a monstermagnet She's a monstermagnet For tiny little iron flakes like us A shopping mall filled with a boy's dream A christmas tree shining bright an applecake with cream
A red speedwagon with the siren on The mysterious dancer in "from dusk til dawn" She's a monstermagnet She's a monstermagnet She's a monstermagnet For tiny little iron flakes like us She's a monstermagnet She's a monstermagnet She's a monstermagnet For tiny little iron flakes like us Can you chop the weeds – i'm too tired for that Can you clean the house – i'm too tired for that Can you take the rubbish out – i'm too tired for that Can you twist and shout – i'm too tired for that I'm rich and old – and i'm too tired to skank I'm rich and old – and i'm too tired to skank Your hair is too long – i'm too tired for that Can you answer the phone – i'm too tired for that Can you drive me home – i'm too tired for that Do you wanna live alone– i'm too tired for that I'm rich and old – and i'm too tired to skank I'm rich and old – and i'm too tired to skank I'm rich and old – and i'm too tired to skank I'm rich and old – and i'm too tired to skank