I'm takin' out the garbage
I'm cleanin' up my place
I'm gonna' put it on a carriage and
Take it to someone else's space
I never felt so keen when I use Mr. Clean
And I don't feel so bad 'cause I know the guy from Glad
Give me a lawn and I'll mow it
Give me a tree; I'll prune it
Give me a fly and I'll swat it
Give me a spider; I'll be stepping on it
Give me a cat and I'll declaw it
Give me a dog and I'll fix it, nice
Give me a bird and I'll cage it
Give me a fish and I'll stick it in a tank
Just don't ask me
Don't you ask me
To think about it
I'm takin' out the garbage
I'm cleanin' up my place
Gonna' put it on a carriage and
Take it to someone else's space
I never felt so keen when I use Mr. Clean
And I don't feel so bad 'cause, well I know the guy from Glad
Give me some Draino and I'll unplug it
Give me some plastic; I'll wrap it up
Give me some water and I'll flush it
Give me some air, I'll condition it
Just don't ask me
No, don't you ask me
To think about
Oh, oh, to think about it
Oh, I'm takin' out th-the garbage
Oh, I never- I never felt so keen
Oh, n- Mr. Clean
N-Nice tree, n-nice tree, nice tree
Just- Just- Just playing, just playing
He's just playing
Oh no, he doesn't usually bite
No, I'm sorry, sorry about- Sorry
Ni-Nice dog, N-Nice dog...