Hey, I'm a monster!
Just came out of the closet, out of your basement, out of your faucet, and I'm tired
Been the blame for all these years
When I think about it, I start crying big monster tears
Won't you have some coffee, coffee or some tea?
Won't you tell me who'll do the scaring without me?
Are you scared?
(Yes I'm scared!)
Are you scared?
(Yes I'm scared!)
Who scares the burglar when he's stolen all day?
Who scares the Samaritan when he's done all the good deeds?
Who scares the Olympian with the- got the gold?
Who scares the rock star with the million copies sold?
Are you scared?
(Yes I'm scared!)
Are you scared?
(Yes, I'm scared!)
Who scares the peon when there's no opposition?
Who scares the public when there's no one in the position?
Who scares the ruler when everybody leaves?
Who- Who scares the liar when everybody believes?
Are you scared?
(Yes I'm scared!)
Are you scared?
(Yes I'm scared!)
Who scares the juggler who knows the tricks?
Who scares the musician who knows all the licks?
Who scares the general when all the wars are won?
Who scares the employees when retirement has begun?
Are you scared?
(Yes I'm scared!)
Are you scared?
(Yes I'm scared!)
Hey, I'm a monster!
Just came out of the closet, out of your basement, out of your faucet and I'm tired
Been the blame for all these years
When I think about it, I start crying big monster tears