Hey there funny face
Do you like my voice high?
Isn't it perfect for a clown to try?
I'll make flowers out of napkins and dogs out of balloons
If you look, my dogs bark, and my flowers, they bloom
Don't let it bother you
I can handle that knife
I'm the man, I'm the man
I will survive
Riddles I tell, you won't find in a store
After that last one, let's hang out some more
This riddle I tell is sure to pa** you by
Guess who I am or your dollar is mine...
I'm carried in pockets, I fly in the sky
Sane, I'm not, but things I can buy
Don't let it bother you
I can handle that knife
I'm the man, I'm the man
I will survive
'Cause you're a good guy, here's riddle number two
For no money at all, this is what I like to do...
Crossed on my head, standing still is a sk**
So my fluttery friends can get their fill
If I know a riddle, you must answer it true
If I need to sleep, can I snooze under your roof?