I'm not a tough guy
Baby I try
But when things get rough
I get beat up
And I go home and cry
I know this one girl
She rocks my whole world
She makes a lot of noise
She's badder than the boys
And I wanna be like her
When I can't be who I am
I wanna be an angry lesbian
I wanna scare the sh** right out of men
In my muscle tee and my spiked arm band
I'd have a hot girlfriend
An angry lesbian
I would be so rude
If you're not a girl too
But ironically somehow
If science came around
I might become a dude
Does anybody understand
I wanna be an angry lesbian
I wanna scare the sh** right out of me
Like Melissa Etheridge can
I'd be the butch girlfriend
An angry lesbian
My girl would love every one of my songs
She'd say i can't get off without your guitar strap on
I wanna be an angry lesbian
I wanna scare the sh** right out of men
Like Ani DiFranco can
When she has a girlfriend
An angry lesbian
Lesbian
L-L-L-lesbian
L-L-L-lesbian
There she goes