These are thee things that belong to me
Nothing thats worth five dollars you see
I needed something of value
I needed money for d** and food
I got caught shop lifting at macys
I got caught shop lifting at macys
Oh no
Hand on my shoulder a voice says son
I tried to run cuz i never learn
There go my plans for the afternoon
Im in a chair in the managers room
I got caught shop lifting at macys
They say this won't change ....for free
Oh no
They say son your quite moronic
Why dont you try something honesty
I said that i'd do my best
If they would not make an arrest
Oh Well Oh Well Oh Well ohh oh oh
But this is not the first time oh no
theyve got my records from other stores
I will be ...........individual
And it is off to the clink i go