Intro “Nicole stopped suddenly, bent down and picked up a chunk of driftwood. She held it out in front of her and said, ‘This is Marcus Allen.' . . . ‘This is the size of Marcus Allen.'”
Hook:
If that dick good, call it driftwood
If that dick good, she call it driftwood
Take you to the woodshed and eat a little cheese
I got that driftwood baby drop to your knees
If that dick good, call it driftwood
If that dick good, she call it driftwood
Take you to the woodshed and eat a little cheese
I got that driftwood baby drop to your knees
Verse1 That N AC
She said this dick fits good like some driftwood
She fell in love with a n***a from the f**in hood
I'm the new 32 plus 1, I'm 33, that means i'm one inch bigger n***a
I got yo bictch livin the dream, since I put her on my team
This is bigger than Magic and Kareem
The way I see it, I'm a king
It's been like this since college, B
My dick harder than trigonometry
You went to hollywood after the pros
I went to brentwood to f** your white hoe
You old hoe n***a, you know my name
You know my stats, it's all part of the game
Running back to the p**y with them trojans
I'm going all in f** the juice, I want that p**y Ms. N
Cuz the way I see it, you just another record that I need to break
Hook
Verse2
She call my dick driftwood cuz it hit good
I give a f** if she married or not, I bury the box
Barry Bonds, I'm goin out the park
Pulled a b**h from a football star
A1 I'm giving you, check the living room
Real n***a all on ya couch
Real n***a all in ya mouth
Married my main b**h at ya house
Then f**ed yo main b**h at yo house
I know you gave her a ring, dude
But I could teach a thing or two
On how to get her too climax
I ask- do b**hes get real dick anymore?
She blowing me like this California indo
You watching thru the goddamn window
Treat her like a Hertz rental
You bu*t is to sentimental
Hotel suite is too Presidential
Real n***a won't even mention you
Do what I do my n***a
Times is hard as my dick!
Do what I do my n***a
Rhymes is hard as my dick!
Do what I do off liquor
She grind on my dick
She grind on my dick dick
Hook
Outro
"This is the size of Marcus Allen"