They decided to get stoned
At the baseball field down by Dunderberg Rd
After they got fu*ked up
They got busted by the cops
They got arrested, but they got a free ride in a police car
Well, when they got to the station
They frisked Eric and Mike
The cops found Mike's used condom wrapper from his first time
Well, Darren he got fu*ked for life
Because he was sixteen
Four damn chargеs and a smack in the face by his mom
Well though I feel bad
I gotta say its kinda funny
Causе they got caught they had it coming to them anyway
And though I feel bad
They finally got what they deserved
But I have better things to care about
I just spilled soda on my shorts