The Wingman Who Can't Fly
Woe is me! Woe is me!
Everybody's married, saving me.
oh fate though is barbaric
to oppress me into solitary and turn me hysteric
Benedick and Beatrice, Claudio and Hero
all has found love except me though.
What have I done? What must I do?
to attain the love of some young boo.
Oh there was this one at this masquerade ball
when I looked unto her I couldn't utter a squall
she was witty, smart, strong and charming
a women at this caliber was very alarming
I gathered myself and approached this dame
I prayed she wasn't too much for my pull game*
I walked to her while my heart was beating like crazy
and then I asked her “Will you have me, lady?”
For I would give up my royal rule
fight in a war without my tuille
conquer and tame planet Earth's oceans
just to show you my devotion
her reply to my plea was a devastating no
this no to my heart was a destructive blow
twas my goal to make this gal my BAE
she said I was “too costly to wear every day”
but I hath learned that is is not the real reason
and the actual truth is grounds for high treason
the genuine truth is she loves another
and Benedick be this other lover
so here i am left with my heart dismembered
by a girl named Bethany or Bella I don't really remember
now everyday i see soulmates unite
while i am left to sleep by myself at night
I still pray that in the midst of a full moon
she will finally leave that idiotic baboon
and creep into my covers in the middle of my sleep
and completely forget about that Benedick creep
side by side we will count sheep
as they make their majestic leaps
and when morning comes we will awake
me by my self and her with that snake