There's a place in the city you don't want to go
An evil house that has ascended from the depths below
There are Cra** and other punker posters hanging on the doors
And two dirty dogs fighting and sh**ting all over the floors
Of the punk house
Don't say that you have not been warned
It's a punk house
Don't go into the punk house of horror
There's a guy named Rat who smells like piss and methamphetamine
He says he hates religion but he's wanting god to save the queen
There's a gnarly f**ing grime on everything that you will see inside
And a mutant form of stink that simply cannot be identified
In the punk house
This place is a f**ing dive
It's a punk house
Don't go into the punk house of horror
It's a punk house
You'll be lucky to get out alive
Of the punk house
Don't go into the punk house of horror
It's a punk house of horror
Punk house of horror
It's a punk house of…