Some people like a**.
Some people like tit.
But nothing gets me going,
Like liquid sh**.
My sh** floats.
It floats right to the top.
I wanna sh** my life away.
I never wanna stop.
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'Cuz' I'm an
Alophen Baby
My heart's a toilet brush
I'm an,
Alophen baby
I can't wait until I flush.
You think I'm kidding?
Well I'm no phoney.
I like what's in my a**
To ooze out bolonga.
Doesn't matter what I eat.
I'm not that picky.
Just as long as when I sh**.
It's gooey, soft and icky.
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My family's worried.
They have suspicions.
And I guess they should
I just sh** out my intestines.
But I can't stop, Uh-Uhh!
There's just no way.
Especially when I'm going through
Four bottles a day.
(Chorus)
I never wanna move
From my toilet bowl.
I just wanna sh**
And keep my a** in the hole.
But when I sh**,
I have to be alone.
I dip my fingers in my poop
And I use it as colonge.
(Chorus 5x)