Some people like a**. Some people like tit. But nothing gets me going, Like liquid sh**. My sh** floats. It floats right to the top. I wanna sh** my life away. I never wanna stop. (Chorus) 'Cuz' I'm an Alophen Baby My heart's a toilet brush I'm an, Alophen baby I can't wait until I flush. You think I'm kidding? Well I'm no phoney. I like what's in my a** To ooze out bolonga. Doesn't matter what I eat. I'm not that picky. Just as long as when I sh**.
It's gooey, soft and icky. (Chorus) My family's worried. They have suspicions. And I guess they should I just sh** out my intestines. But I can't stop, Uh-Uhh! There's just no way. Especially when I'm going through Four bottles a day. (Chorus) I never wanna move From my toilet bowl. I just wanna sh** And keep my a** in the hole. But when I sh**, I have to be alone. I dip my fingers in my poop And I use it as colonge. (Chorus 5x)