[Verse 1 - Don Juan]
I'm all about the cash, down to get the a**
5-6 the spot homie smoking gra**
Pa** me the drink watch a n***a get towed down
Tech gave the low down
Now it's time to put the hoes down
I came and questions got the b**h
Guessing 'bout the dick f**ed the white too quick
Nothin' but a trick b**h now I'm on another journey
Had no rub', hope the b**h don't burn me
Ten hours away, then I'm on my way to Cali L.A
To make Gs, pretty b**hes and palm trees
35 south 40 going west
15 the opposite of north on a quest
[Verse 2 - Tech N9ne]
Hittin' prospect straight bro
Looking for some Kansas City hoes to poke
But rellish floats my boat
Keep a n***a for live in my pocket I gotta get mine
Keeping suspicious middle n******gs behind my line
Rewind my rhyme, Nina with many dope styles
Pack my bag now I'm out pal
Kick it with some biancas up in Oklahoma stayin' over for one night
Hit it right then I'm out, no diggity no doubt
Rich man suits,? her face off in the pillow
The next morning dippin' met some biancs in Amarillo
Give me the number bianc so that when we come back through
Play some questions with you two, off in the poo-poo, ooh-ooh
40 west, to Alberquerque on through the
Arizona hittin' corners who can see me who, 3DQ
Is down with us, you can say what you say
Kansas City all day, offer rellish on my way to L.A
[Hook - Tech N9ne & (Don Juan)] (2x)
On our way to Cali
All we want is the palm trees a pretty b**h (and become rich)
Rogue dogs we come to bring the fury (make it dash to L.A.)
Turn Cali to Missouri
[Verse 3 - Don Juan]
We hit the highway, the fly way
Doing 89 n***as waste no time
Make a pit stop bumpin' old school hip-hop
Midwestside never flip-flop
n***as get dropped, all about the rellish when we creep
Stopped in Oklahoma City got us a suite
Gave n***as much love, pa**ed much bud
Come here baby get at me show what you made of
12 20 north-west, a little get together
Beautiful ladies, nobody shady
Down-a** homies, nobody phony
Everything was dandy
So wa**up to my homegirls Tammy
Tachey and Tez, right too thick
Misery n***as, right too sick
We gotta make that group
We gotta jet, seven forty seven style
Oh sh**, eleven hundred mo' miles
[Verse 4 - Tech N9ne]
L.A. two-way my on
The chronic up in L.A. we stayed high gone
Wake up show flows see hoes on the 405
Already hell alive when I arrive
Midwest style no Cristal just Caribou Lou
Feel like I'm an alien like Mr. Sulu a new crew but who?
Them road dog n***as from Mizzizy
We rollin' on Sunset mobbin' like we on prospect dizzy
What's the real dough, we got that real flow
You other busters coming fake like a dil*o
And if you wanna try a n***a from the misery get with me
And me show you what the Tecca Nina k** fo'
I'm out for stacks baby, creating plaques baby
After I'm making the rellish we can hit the sack maybe
Billboard live, rockin' hella heads at the Roxy
I'm off and can't a motherf**er stop me I'm off n***a
[Hook - Tech N9ne & (Don Juan)] (2x)
On our way to Cali
All we want is the palm trees a pretty b**h (and become rich)
Rogue dogs we come to bring the fury (make it dash to L.A.)
Turn Cali to Missouri
[Outro - Tech N9ne & (Don Juan)]
(Yeah, ey, call the n***a Don and tell that n***a to get the van ready we 'bout to roll to Cali)
We got everything, hey just make sure we got everything you know?
(Yeah that's right I got the?)
Call the n***a Q and tell 'em uh- we arrive uuh- five o'clock memorial day man)
(That's right that's right ey)
Tell the n***a to have some biancs ready for us
(Tell the n***a to have the motherf**ing 151 ready cause we got plenty of Caribou Lou ready for b**hes in the jacuzzi)
And play some questions with you hoes hahahaha
(Where the f** is LeJo at man?)