[Intro: Tech N9ne]
I was born in November, 8th day, 1971st y'all
9 o'clock in the morning a Christian girl
In Kansas City gave birth, yaah
She taught the kid how to love
And give all praises to our maker 'til the earth fall
Then mama married a m**m when I was 12
And the transition was the worst y'all
I converted to Islam, but every once in awhile
I'd read a bible verse, yaah
How am I to refrain from eatin' pork
And havin' Christmas when I thirst ahh?
All of this it was blended, many religions
Plenty women down my shirt, yaah
At home no longer attended
When I was 17, I bounced like a nerf ball
[Verse: Tech N9ne]
Yeeeeah! (Spit a bit quick!)
My day, I slay, Pai Mei, trick, (don't get a b**h hit!)
I'm Master Ip'in it, I'm flyin' around with equipment
Really big time and now I'm not fitness, b**h
I'm ridin' around and I'm grittin' it
To the people, the people, that want the evil I'm givin' you
That and a coupla others a (Klusterfuk!)
Of a brotha which you discover I (Crush mucks up!)
In the gutter cause I'm a thug and their (Tough just struck!)
On you mo'f**ers I'll be the blood brother
Givin' you love from a slug if you bug on a n***a
Tug on a trigga, no hugs, I'mma kiss her with
Grudges and plug her with d** when I give her dick
Fatherly when I spit on these kiddies, don't bother me
In the brown and red dickies, Mahogany
Red all over me like I hit a artery
f** all of these, hypocrites, lick a dick, just swallow me
If you follow me and wanted to abolish me
When I'm honestly straight oddity
I'm just twisted, non-fictitious, on this wicked sh** (Spit a bit quick!)
Ready whenever, machete will sever the head or
Be dead up then the leg up in the metal and (Big thick bricks!)
Pucker up, s** this nutter bu*ter, gutter s*ut
If you wonder what is uttered this is Klusterfuk!
Ever seen a n***a with hella followers
And they love a n***a so much if he wanna to tell them to k**?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah! And they will!
So ya better watch that, no it ain't a shock tactic, got that bit down to the grill
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heeeh! Way real!
I got the sh** that get the crowd jumpin'
Moshin', a lotta thumpin', silly just like a drunken monkey!
n***a, we punkin' flunkies! k**a, we krunk and funky!
Uhh, pumpin' chunky! Uhh, booty b**hes in the bunk with a donkey, eh!
Crazy, I might be way in my psyche, laid as a bright P.A
Playin', they wanna fight me
They don't really like me
Day and the night replay
Yeah, I'm good and a little bit of evil
Inside of me, they about equal
Call it a bust, when I'm all in a rut
I'm a Klusterfuk, n***a y'all is just (Fecal!)
[Hook 1: Tech N9ne]
Growin' up low enough must have s**ed (People!)
Call me what? Call me a Klusterfuk (Fecal!)
Growin' up low enough must have s**ed (People!)
Call me what? Call me a Klusterfuk
[Interlude: Sa**y]
Talk about growin' up f**ed up
I grew up with a mentally ill mother, so it's no wonder that I'm slightly askew
Her fanatical religious views had me sittin' in pews eight days a week
And because of that, me and God didn't speak for a while
Now I crack a smile when I'm asked my religious preference
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replying: "I'm a Klusterfuk"
I mixed up all the stuff that religion had to offer
Boiled it in my cauldron 'till the bullsh** burned off it, all that was left was love
I can't say I always rise above the trivial sh** in my life, cause I don't
Sometimes my ego won't allow me to walk away, if you know what I'm sayin'
I've done a lot of d**, sh**, I've done a lot of thugs, but in the end
As long as I'm aligned with love, then I know I'm livin' righteous
[Hook 2: Tech N9ne] (2X)
By a landslide my energy!
Will k** a man, why try mimic me?!
Cause the fans tied identically!
Love it when the fans buy my memories!
[Hook 1 & 2] (2X)
By a landslide my energy! (Growin' up low enough must have s**ed)
Will k** a man, why try mimic me?!
Cause the fans tied identically! (Call me what? Call me a Klusterfuk)
Love it when the fans buy my memories!