[Intro]
(Deadpool)
(Deadpool)
[Verse 1]
They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast
Came to merc the bad guys, and get some a**
Got blades for days, got guns galore
Got combo moves, evades and more
With bear traps and hand grenades
Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face
Poppin off caps, leave a trail of guts
Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts
Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on
Your a** is gra**, and I'm mowin' the lawn
Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop
Whatcha crew gunna do when I hack and chop?
But all these b**hes are prima donnas
I stuff my face with chimichangas
Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose
Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce
(Deadpool)
Sexy mothaf**aaaa!
(Deadpool)
(Deadpool)
Captain Deadpool!
Nah, Just Deadpool!
[Verse 2]
Merc with a mouth
I can't die-
One foot in a grave but I'm still alive
Try to k** me I'll just revive
Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes
I'm dangerous, feeling wreckless
Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace
Jump flip and leave 'em headless
I like my guns all big like Texas
Hey goons, thugs, and bosses
Guess what? I brought Colossus!
Time's up, better count your losses
Kickin' that a** as my girlfriend watches
Run away, you know that I'll chase
Every bad guy, put 'em right in their place
Revenge! I'm gunna give you a taste
I'm s**y as hell, but I cover my face
I'm 'bout to take you all to school with guns and knives
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Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the taco's
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Playin' with the ladies and my family j**els to bust a nut
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'Bout to throw down with all these fools, so come and get some
[Verse 3]
Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain
Ha! Kickin' a** and takin' names
Payback time, I'm not playin' games
These superpowers are feeling strange
I move like a freakin' ninja
Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya
Got two swords, now all up in ya
I don't care if I offend ya
Listen up, I got somethin' to say
That's right I run my mouth all day
Step up, take a bloodbath
Now you're tryin' to run and it's makin' me laugh
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Where you gunna go to?
Tryin' to hide, but you know I'm gunna find you
Tippy-toes, sneakin' up behind you, I'm Deadpool
Do I have to remind you?
Regenerate, because it's cool, when I fall off a ledge
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The crazy-a** guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, boom!
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I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid
(Deadpool)
Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a s**y motherf**er
[Outro]
(Sexy motherf**er)
(Sexy motherf**er)
(Sexy motherf**er)
(Sexy motherf**er)
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(Deadpool)
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