We love that Gwash, we got that dosh, oh gosh!
Chief Goonda Frank Gloss squashed down at the rocks
Backseat buns homies toasting down the ruby coast
Scooby bounce slow to the approval of the holy ghost
[golden blunts wrapping up snappy we going bowling]
Spare one for the roll, we ghosting nah we boiling
Blistering on listerine, we sippin down on history
Get it drunk quick! another brew to kick it's no mystery
Lounge on the divan snack on pecans extra cool
Next step lay it up on the blackboard the ground rules
[the ground rules!]
Are as listed, remain calm don't wake up twisted
Could be a Thursday morning ya body system go ballistic
(interlude skit)
Hmm, yeah, why can't...oh hmm
The clock clang, hanging out with gwash round midnight
Belly full of cider but don't end up in a fist fight
[fist fight fist fight]
Light up with the hookah flow
Slow paced like a snooker show
Gwash crack the wise ones like bazooka joe [oh oh oh!]
So, you wanna be a charmer
Forget the hand of flowers and just buy yoself a shawarma
Whether it be the chicken lamb grill or quick mix
Slicken the jam tap along to the thrill of thick kicks
(outro skit)
Hey, the mortar for these bricks looks just like me...
Yuck! But it doesn't taste nearly as good!