(intro skit)
Here we're gonna make some simple shawarma
The juice of a lemon; salads, sandwiches, tahini sauce, wraps, and real juicy, and cooking procedures for shawarma
Here's another thing: and what you're gonna do is you're gonna just cook this until done, and
Anyone who knows anything about shawarma knows one thing, and that is, that there's only one thing better than a shawarma
[Sir, would you like the scrumpy or the latter?]
My mind still scattered eyes bronzer than an adder [huh?]
No matter, i'll have a large shawarma that's the platter
Lamb slabs in grease with these fine fats smattered [no no no!]
And spices, don't forget tahini and the rices
Make that the double turn my insides to rubble [sir, sir! I'm sorry sir but shawarma just isn't what we're serving and your request for this dish is becoming quite unnerving]
[This is not a shawarma restaurant
If shwam is what you're wanting, then your task is not too daunting
Take a right turn at the corner
There's a place run by Gwash
Here I sell the brews
Over there he serves hot nosh!
I can hook you up with a strongbow or the stella
He can fix you up with a mixed grill for two fellas
But this spawn of lebanon is just for you!
Chew, chew, chew, before you know it, it's through!]
Feet searching for the meat wrap lurching
To the beat tap tap the saps bursting we's thirsting
Who's this Gwash dude hope he makes good shawarma food
Best go heavy on lamb skewed or i'll lose my karma crude
Hot sauce trickles know what lets make that triple
The mukhalal pickles, hand salud no stickle
Gwash, can I pay up in nickels?
Spent my last dimes on a soft serve with the skittles
Wow, this shawarma sure is something
This Gwash fellow straight bush meat dumping it's scrumptious
There's something in his eyes: no lies, no bribes
Praise supreme ruler of the truth god alive
There goes the clock striking two
If you're off work Gwash will you join me for brews
I know this guy who stocks scrumpy and the magpies
K-cans as well if you prefer that to shandies
(outro skit)
So now, i'm gonna get that shawarma locked into place