[Intro: Tarod RaShon]
So I'm like...walking back from Mr. Pokémon's house, right?
And this lil' red-haired, you know, he-she looking thing stops me
And I'm sitting over here like..."Whatchu want?"
Oh, you want to battle?
Oh, ok, ok let's see-let's see what you got!
Ok, "???" wants to battle
Alright, let's see!
Let's go ahead and get this thing started!
Aight? Yo...
Yeah!
Yo, Tarod RaShon, Yeah
Ay DJ Cyclops, you went HAM on this one!
Let's show 'em how a TRUE PokéRap does!
[Verse 1: Tarod RaShon]
Solid gold flow with a Crystal-Clear, Silver-Lined glow
Pokémon OG from the City of O
Never a Slowpoke, yet you are a Slowbro
No joke, Serious nature, ready to face foes
Blazed a path now known as Victory Road
I am one of an Elite Fo'
I don't come in peace though
I come launching Magcargo with a mad hard Throh
Hot fire, call it Magmar's flow
I got you locked in as I Hone my Claws
I know your moves, call it Espeon-nage
I know your weakness, resistance, and all of your flaws
You make the same mistakes
Encore
Round of applause
Call me the Mindreader who's also the Dream Eater
Devouring the Dreams of Farfetch'd bottom feeders
A Mean Look will quickly turn 'em to believers
Watch me hatch a Nasty Plot and follow up with the procedure like...
Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam
I Smack Down with Sheer Force like a battering ram
I am Serperior--top scorer on the exam
They sayin' O-City's MissingNO here I am
I am the one with the city on my back like the gra** turtle
Jumpin' ma** hurdles on Pokeathlon tracks
Bringin' PokeRap back call me Justin Timburr--
Lake of Rage is not for novice swimmers
Nor is it for beginners, only for the winners
Somehow I got Amnesia, your flow I can't remember
So as I spit this Blizzard, pretend it's December
And watch your helpless raps get Beat Up by all of my team members
Got you scared, tried to run away, Can't Escape! Payback
Hit a Kecleon with it then I told it "Stay Black"
I'm on Cloud Nine, you can have your Sunny Day back
Oblivious to weather and the fact that you just stay wack
Take that, as I watch you make that U-Turn
Withdraw behind your wall? I Brick Break that
Then I Earthquake that. Shake that
With a Magnitude of attitude attackin' you and forcin' you to face facts
You's a Copycat, actin' like another me
But you Slaking on the flavor like popcorn that's bu*terfree
Be productive--Headbu*t another tree
Just don't be the idiot that's standing underneath
Only dummies ask me questions like "Why" or "Wynaut"
Must be Unown to them that this is MY spot
This is MY opportunity
YOU can't ruin me
In Pursuit of dreams while you lames stay pursuin' ME
So I Spinda pendulum and make you lames go to sleep
It's the Pay Day and all the money thrown, I'ma keep
While you gettin' Drowzee, all the benefits I Mareep
Despite the BS shown, let it be known, I'ma Bee-Drill'n knowledge deep
Keepin' my guard wide
Verified, this flow of mine is reaching the far sides
To protect all my partners, starters, and all my
People workin' hard "To Be The Very Best" of all time
I Endeavor through my Effort, now they hold Value
Don't make me push through you if I can walk around you
Got an army of support to Double Team and surround you
Can't Camouflage yourself, my people already found you
Ring the Beldum s**as be lookin' like "What the hell?"
Some people need guidance as far as I can tell
I'm here to Flash light at a greater inter-Volbeat the drum until it's swole and lead the clientele
Never teachin' 'em to settle with the Leftovers
Take the Tauros by the horns and get ready to Roggenrola open door of opportunity before it closes
Exeggcute your plan and leave the haters under Hypnosis
Let 'em know you won't stop
No, you won't stop
If they try to halt your progree, Hitm-on-top
Of the dome, so they know better
Strive to be mo' better
Keep your Step Forme proper like Me-lo-etta
You wanna be the Master, huh?
Are you in the Top Percentage of the Rattata?
Well if so, grab ya Hidden Machine and Fly
Make the people look high, and soon they will see why
"Dreams Don't Die"
They don't die!