She signed up, then we hit the town.
To calm her nerves, we walked around.
Visited the school, we saw the sights,
Ain't trippin balls, that sh** was tight!
So we made our way through the city,
Though rainbow dash still felt sh**ty.
Still we went around for things to see;
Ended up in a rainbow factory,
Where rarity, that pompous b**h,
Decided, by some mental glitch,
That she would join the comp that night,
Forgetting poor young rainbow's plight.
Short time later, we all sat,
Waiting for our favorite cat
To fin'lly make her trick debut;
If only we knew what we do…