A million people every day Turn on the television set and say Testcard girl, testcard girl Don't you get bored selling out all day? A million people every day Turn on the radio set and say Radio man, radio man Don't you get bored selling out all day? A million people every day Phone up the speaking clock and say Telephone lady, telephone lady Don't you get bored selling out all day? A million people every day
Turn on the speaking clock and say Telephone lady, Mrs telephone lady, Mrs telephone lady Don't go away A million people every day Turn on the radio set and say Radio man, Mr radio man, Mr radio man Don't go away A million people every day Turn on the television set and say Testcard girl, little testcard girl, little testcard girl Don't go away You're the only one I've got