[Verse 1: Conor G]
My name is Conor G and I'm the new kid on the block
And if you don't like it you can s** my big fat
Lock all your doors cause Keith! Party's in your neighbourhood
We're dressed to the nines and we're up to no good
I'm gonna rock sock shock shamrock the block
We'll be .... when you punch the clock
.... we don't need no invitation
.... better warn your cronies
Take half a pill, then half a pill more
I've necked seven pills when I...
[Verse 2: Hot Dog]
[Verse 3: Cathead]
Keith's come to gatecrash your birthday bash
Eat your birthday cake and smoke your stash
I'm the party invader
Hungry like an alligator
Hate me now but you'll thank me later
You party like you're on an old age pension
Your place is so clean like you've got an inspection
I'll make this the party that wins the election
All it needs is a hot Keith injection!
I'm Keith, I'm the party's main man
Got a foolproof campaign plan
Spreading vibes across the land
From your kitchen to the desert sand
Today's your birthday but tomorrow the world
You've got a lot to gain from Tay Conor and Bourke
And Talky, Mac, Gez, Tregz, Nev, Dog and Lee
Your party needs a dose of Keith!