I'm the ultimate otaku cool as ice
Make fun of my anime i won't be nice
I'm the ultimate gamer and i can't be beat
See for yourself I'll play with my feet
Who wants to play Halo you'll wanna bring tissues
Crazy bout comic books cuz i got issues
Rhymes are so hot now i don't mean to boast
But you better get the jelly cuz you're bout to be toastI'm the ultimate otaku cool as ice
Make fun of my anime i won't be nice
I'm the ultimate gamer and i can't be beat
See for yourself I'll play with my feet