[Interlude]
Welcome to the first meeting
Of the low blow organization
James Earl Jones
Godfather
Our founding fathers
The late Don Cornelius
The late Isaac Hayes
And the late Berry White
Let's have a moment of silence
Accompanied by a deep hum
Now let's recite the bellows oath
As a brother of LBO
I pledge to keep my voice low
To keep my laugh hardy
The ladies moist
And intimidate any high voiced male
Trebles are not welcome
What is a treble
f** a treble
Our voice was made
From the thunder of god himself
We will roar like a raging sea when spoken to
And grab the attention of all who surrounds us
With this voice we shall shake dresses
Panties and thongs to the floor for our leisure
With this voice we will dominate any conversation
Our goal is to have you wide eyed
When we open our mouths
For when you say your voice is so deep
We can reply with
Baby I can go deeper than that
For when you are a low blower
You can't help but speak with conviction
I am a brother of LBO
And I pledge to keep my voice low
We end with another deep hum
Meeting adjourned