Stop lying to us
We are no fools
We had recognized Superman before he had removed his gla**es
Do you really think we can swallow anything?
This drunk bearded guy with Nike trainers is definitely not Santa Clause
The truth started propagating
We all know that Tony Michelli is a fake housekeeper
Do you really think we can swallow anything?
In real life Tony Danza's boxers are lying about on the floor
Please excuse the maniacal laugh
My man just said the Earth's not flat
A rat-a-tat-tat
Hit the crash like a dummy on the wheel
I bleed so funny I feel it's unreal
Is this really happening or is it a daydream with a bit of pitter-patter perhaps?
I'm hanging in a half suspension
The tension of a thread tied to balloons to relax
I've been running for years
I've been crawling for longer
Think I got enough fuel to burn a few more days
Running out of helium gas
It's no laughing matter when your matter goes gray
There won't be sunshine every day
It's just the only way I'll ever feel safe
Oh well, well I'll never safe OK
I don't want to startle any carbon-based forms in the place with the facts of our fabrication
Statistics are made up or sad or suffer bad habits of manipulation
I'm made up from duct tape a little silly putty
I got battery acid and a bolt in the brain…
Stop lying to us
We are no fools
We all know that Ronald McDonald is a f**ing fake clown
Do you really think we can swallow anything?
A guy eating burgers everyday would be twice as big as this man
The truth started propagating
No one will ever trust a white guy with a red afro haircut
Do you really think we can swallow anything?
Ronald McFreakyDonald I'm not scared of you anymore
You best believe that the best emcee in the world's had to force feed an ego
A San Pellegrino or a cappuccino in her last favorite casino
As for me, always been a fan of risk
I really really can't resist it
If there's something to the prophecy of Nostradamus then I missed it
I insist that this apocalyptic event you think is about to happen
Is only gonna happen if you let it happen so don't let it happen don't let it happen
Tell me can you count past two? I can count past seven
My calendar continues past the weekend
Nevertheless I've elected Monday my favorite day to sleep in cause I am that A.M
Crackle and hum transistor in the back of the lung
My antenna broke off in momentous pain
At the same moment that it landed it stung
And I'm trapped in the seat between the bus driver and the bums babbling…
Stop lying to us
We are no fools
We all know that Mitch from Baywatch is a fake swimming instructor
Do you really think we can swallow anything?
In real life he's not successful with women under sixty
The truth started propagating
Mitch stop holding your breath
Let you belly live for the day
Do you really think we can swallow anything?
Accept accept accept accept being old is not a shame
I got a test tube and I got a shot gla**
Now which one do you want to put the world in?
I'm versed in scientific nonsense that's so detrimentally certain
I got the perfect version of the true story and the worst environment that I could ever tell it in
They got six packs of Bibles at 7-11
I like the packaging that they sell em in
I'm gambling on being gullible as I am dreamless in a deep sleep
Listen to the beep beep beep beep beep beep beep of your alarm clock
Well I've been building a super computer from the common household object I've found
Down in a bomb shelter with investors that didn't ever want to be underground
Put us in a Western, put us in a Wal-Mart
I'll try to be a better consumer
It's always been up for grabs now but I'm the market for a better future
Stop lying to us
We are no fools
We all know that Ronald McDonald is a f**ing fake clown
Do you really think we can swallow anything?
A guy eating burgers everyday would be twice as big as this man
The truth started propagating
No one will ever trust a white guy with a red afro haircut
Do you really think we can swallow anything?
Ronald McFreakyDonald I'm not scared of you anymore