Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate you
The cat on the mat was flat
He jumped off a roof and went splat
Now Mason is dead he acted like a sped
And we rejoiced forever after
Roses are red
Gra** is green
I like your legs
And what's in between
I like your style
I like your cla**
But most of all
I like your a**
Roses are red
Gra** is green
You must weigh more
Than a washing machine
Roses are funny
Violets are silly
Watch out baby
Here comes my Willy
Violets are silly and
Roses are funny
You get no s**
'Til I get some money
Corpses are red
(Though the strangled look blue)
And both are delightful
When boiled for glue
Roses are red, violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic, and so am I
Roses are red violets are blue
If your parents said that you are beautiful they're lying you
Roses are red. Violets are Blue
That's the colour of your face, when I'm done with you