Turpin
Mr. Todd?
Todd
At your service.
An honor to receive
your patronage, my lord.
Turpin
You know me, sir?
Todd
Who in this wide world
does not know the great Judge Turpin?
What may I do for you today, sir?
A stylish trimming of the hair?
Soothing skin ma**age?
Sit, sir. Sit.
Turpin
You see, sir, a man infatuate with love
Her ardent and eager slave
So fetch the pomade and pumice stone
And lend me a more seductive tone
A sprinkling perhaps of French cologne
But first, sir, I think
a shave
Todd
The closest I ever gave
Turpin
You're in a merry mood today, Mr. Todd?
Todd
'Tis your delight, sir, catching fire
From one man to the next
Turpin
'Tis true, sir, love can still inspire
The blood to pound
the heart leap higher
What more
Todd
What more
can man require
Turpin
- can man require than love, sir
Todd
More than love, sir
Turpin
What, sir?
Todd
Women
Turpin
Yes, women
Todd
Pretty women
Todd
Now then, my friend
Now to your purpose
Patience, enjoy it
Revenge can't be taken in haste
Turpin
Make haste, and if we wed
You'll be commended, sir
Todd
My lord!
And who, may it be said
Is your intended, sir?
Turpin
My ward
A pretty little rosebud.
Todd
Pretty as her mother?
Turpin
What? What was that?
Todd
Nothing, sir. Nothing.
Pretty women
Fascinating
Sipping coffee
Dancing
Pretty women!
Are a wonder
Pretty women
Sitting in the window or
Standing on the stair
Something in them
Cheers the air
Pretty women
Turpin
Silhouetted
Todd
Stay within you
Turpin
Glancing!
Todd
Stay forever
Turpin
Breathing lightly
Todd
Pretty women
Together
Pretty women
Blowing out their candles or
Combing out their hair
Turpin
Then they leave
Todd
Even when they leave...
Turpin
Even when they
leave you and vanish...
Todd
they still...
Turpin
they somehow can still remain...
Todd
are there, they're there
Turpin
there with you
Together
Pretty women
Todd
At their mirrors
Turpin
In their gardens
Todd
Letter-writing
Turpin
Flower-picking
Todd
weather-watching
Together
How they make a man sing
Proof of heaven
As you're living
Pretty women, sir!
Pretty women, yes!
Pretty women, all of them!
Pretty women, pretty women