Todd You've a room over the shop here? Times is so hard, why don't you rent it out? Lovett People think it's haunted. Todd Haunted? Lovett Yeah. And who's to say they're wrong? You see, years ago, something happened up there. Something not very nice. There was a barber and his wife And he was beautiful A proper artist with a knife But they transported him for life And he was beautiful Barker, his name was. Benjamin Barker. Todd What was his crime? Lovett Foolishness. He had this wife, you see Pretty little thing, silly little nit Had her chance for the moon on a string Poor thing Poor thing There was this judge, you see Wanted her like mad Every day he sent her a flower But did she come down from her tower? Sat up there and sobbed by the hour Poor fool But there was worse yet to come Poor thing Well, Beadle calls on her all polite
Poor thing Poor thing The Judge, he tells her, is all contrite He blames himself For her dreadful plight She must come straight To his house tonight Poor thing, poor thing Of course, when she goes there Poor thing, poor thing They're having this ball all in masks There's no one she knows there Poor dear, poor thing She wanders tormented and drinks Poor thing The Judge has repented, she thinks Poor thing "Oh, where is Judge Turpin?" She asks He was there all right Only not so contrite She wasn't no match for such craft You see And everyone thought it so droll They figured she had to be daft You see So all of them stood there and laughed You see Poor soul Poor thing... Todd No! Would no one have mercy on her? Lovett So, it is you, Benjamin Barker? Todd No. Not Barker. That man is dead. It's Todd now. Sweeney Todd. And he will have his revenge.