[all samples and DJ scratches]
"Ladies and gentlemen!"
"Movin up to the top not by steppin on but merely steppin over..."
[repeat 3X]
"Cuttin and scratchin, records he's catchin"
"Kickin, musician, inflictin composition"
"Cuttin and scratchin, records he's catchin"
"Let's rooooooooooock!"
"Itch, it-itch, it-it-itch" {*various scratches 8X*}
{*backwards Ol' Dirty verse from "Shimmy Shimmy Ya"*}
"How long have you been listening to these records?"
"'Bout six, six weeks"
[repeat 3X]
"Cuttin and scratchin, records he's catchin"
"Kickin, musician, inflictin composition"
"Cuttin and scratchin, records he's catchin"