I met her in the gift shop
Met her at the bus stop
Met her in the park fly
looking like a show stop
Seemed to be a nice girl
Seemed to be a wise girl
Seemed to be a plain old
no surprise girl
So I was a bit surprised
yes a little paralysed
when she started to undress me
with her steel blue eyes
Her breath so fast
I thought she wouldn't last
She ripped my shirt
and things got nasty
"Eat this! My kiss
did you ever know
that it could feel like this"
Then she loved me
Bang!
Behind the bushes in the park
and I just went
Yum yum gimme some
(yum yum gimme some)
A-ha-a-ha-a-ha-ha
Yum yum gimme some
(tu-ru-tu-ru-ru)
So what you gonna do
what you gonna do
Yum yum gimme some
(yum yum gimme some)
(...)
Yum yum gimme some
I'm on my knees
Well, so then it became next week
feeling like a big geek
Tryin' to forget this psycho s** freak
I hoped to meet her someday
I did next sunday
I saw her in the park
I thought this'd be fun
She said "welcome to the club man
this is bob man 6'10" he is my husband"
The b**h was married!
She wanted to see me carried
away on a stretcher
severely harried
I 'm telling you all
he was pretty tall
He alone could fill a freakin' place
like albert hall
"No kiss eat this
Did you ever know
that it could hurt like this"
Then he beat me Bang!
Behind the bushes in the park
just because I'd been going
Yum yum gimme some
(yum yum gimme some)
A-ha-a-ha-a-ha-ha
Yum yum gimme some
(tu-ru-tu-ru-ru)
So what you gonna do
what you gonna do
Yum yum gimme some
(yum yum gimme some)
(...)
Yum yum gimme some
Ouuh
Uh
Aw
Hit me
Sitting inside the ba** trap
Feeling that ba** slap
Hit me in the middle
of my funky little face whap!
Feeling kinda funky
Not so hunky
Look like sh**
some low life junkie
Well, I learnt my lesson
I'll never start messing
around with a girl
who starts undressing
when you've known her for a minute
'cause you never know what's in it
If she's wicked you may score
but you sure won't win no prize
Beware out there
Girls are rarely what they seem
and they don't care
(Aw Jesus Christ!)
So you got to remember this
the next when you feel like doing
Yum yum gimme some
(yum yum gimme some)
A-hYum yum gimme some
(tu-ru-tu-ru-ru)
So what you gonna do
what you gonna do
Yum yum gimme some
(yum yum gimme some)
(...)
Yum yum gimme some
Bara-ba-ba-
Bappa-bada-ra
(Yum yum gimme some)
Bara-ba-barappa-pa
Bara-ba-ba-
Bappa-bada-ra
(Tu-ru-tu-ru-ru)
Bara-ba-barappa-pa
(Aiaiaiaiai....) a-a-ha-a-ha-ha