(laugh) B5! Hit or miss? Fire the cannons, let 'em rip Some extra keg powder to do the trick Exploding hull must make you sick Battleship, battleship We sunk your battleship D3! Hit or miss? Evade your fire and give the slip Only to put you in d**h's grip Watch you sink into the drip Battleship, battleship We sunk your battleship C4! Hit or miss?
You s** as pirates and won't be missed Ye be left with no pot to piss A permanent vacation in the black abyss Battleship, battleship We sunk your battleship E6! Hit or miss? Your boat ablaze in the mist The destroy your vessel is complete bliss It's our pleasure to sink your ship Battleship, battleship We sunk your battleship